Ghosts, Ghouls, And Dating Fools To Avoid
When it comes to finding love, it’s not just Halloween goblins we need to watch out for! From disappearing ghosts to emotional zombies, these spooky personas can turn your dating life into a nightmare. As professional matchmakers, we’ve seen it all. Here are our tips to spot the red flags and avoid these haunting figures in your search for a real connection.
Disappearing Act
This person suddenly vanishes without a trace after a few dates, leaving the other person on read, and haunted by what went wrong.
The Wrapped-Up Dater
They’re so emotionally unavailable, getting to know them feels like peeling back layers of an ancient scroll—mysterious, but exhausting.
The Clingy Ex
Just like the movie, “They’re heeere!”—showing up where you least expect them, stirring up old drama, liking your posts, as if they’ve got unfinished business..
The Vibe Drainer
They might be fang-tastic at first, but they’re all about the drama. Every date feels like they’re sucking the life out of the room, leaving you totally drained and spellbound (and not in a good way).
Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
By day, they’re sweet and charming, but when the night rolls in, it’s like they morph into a totally different creature
The Smooth Operator
They’ve got that charm game on lock, but they’re more about casting spells to get what they want than actually vibing with you.
The Resurrected Ex
Just when you’ve forgotten about them, they slide back into your DMs like nothing happened, usually with a witching hour “wyd...?” message.